One Question IQ Test

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's own teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

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he opens his mouth and says, "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."


Walang kwentang IQ test! Pero ako ndi ko nasagot tong IQ Test na to!! Hahahaha! Nakakabobo!. XD

Pero kung kaparehas kita na ndi mo rin nasagot tong IQ Test na to, basagin mo na monitor mo! Wahahaha!
Galing nga pala to at ung previous post ko sa:
http://boardofwisdom.com

Tatapusin ko nman ang post ko ng isang quote ulit.

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
-Henri Bergson

"Perfect Couple"

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer...








The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrollin'...












So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

Wahahaha! Kinpoya ko lang yung kwentong yan.. no bad feelings. :p

NBA FInals MMVII

The 2007 NBA Finals is over. The San Antonio Spurs won against the Cleveland Cavaliers 4-0. SWEEP! Tony Parker is the Finals MVP.

Grabe nung semi-finals talagang naaastigan ako sa Cleveland kc from 0-2, 4 straight games sila nanalo laban sa Detroit Pistons para makaabot ng Finals. Kaso iba talaga pag finals.

Naaalala ko dati, tuwing Finals na ng NBA, nanunuod ako sa Boy's Dorm sa pisay. Tapos pati ibang teacher nanunuod rin. Kaso ngayon hindi na pwede gawin.

Game 1 at 2 lang ang napanood ko sa series na to kc may pasok na ako nung games 3 & 4. Pero sa nakita ko sa games 1 & 2 may mga nakta akong dahilan kaya nanalo ang San Antonio.

Comments:
1. LeBron James Shutdown. Hands down kay Bruce Bowen dito.
2. Gooden = scorer; Not Good. Si Drew Gooden lang ung pinapashoot ng San Antonio. Parang pinapabayaan na lang xa maka-shoot kaysa kay Lebron. Kaso pag xa naka-shoot walang impact kaya walang kwenta.
3. Tony Parker unstoppable. Wala talagang makapigil kay Parker. Drive lang xa ng drive tapos layup lang ng layup. Kaya 2loy xa naging MVP.
4. Manu Ginobili uncontested. Dati ko pa talaga idol tong si Ginobili. Kaso parang minamaliit lang.
5. Tim Duncan. 10 time All-NBA Team. 10 time All-Defensive team. 2 MVPs. 4 Championships. 3 MVP Championships. Self explanatory

Basta masasabi ko lang ay magaling si Lebron, kaso may nakakapigil sa kanya. Magling rin si Duncan, kaso walang nakakapigil sa kanya. Tribute talaga kay Tim Duncan ang post na to at ndi kay Tony Parker. haha.. Tatapusin ko naman ang post ko ng isang comment kay Duncan.

Tim Duncan is the most boring superstar in the history of sports.
-Skip Bayless, ESPN Sportswriter

a life of..

I think there comes a time when a man has to ask himself whether he wants a life of happiness or a life of meaning.

To be truly happy, a man must live absolutely in the present. No thoughts of what's gone before, and no thought of what's ahead. But, a life of meaning.. A man is condemned to wallow in the past and obsess about the future.
-Mr. Linderman

Sa wakas natapos ko na ang Volume 1 ng Heroes! At ung quote na yan ay ngyari sa episode 18 ng heroes..

Kung ikaw ba, anu ang pipiliin mo? Meaning or Happiness?..

Tatapusin ko ang post ko ng isang quote ulit..

It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -Abraham Lincoln

Pole Wakes From 19-year Coma

A 65-year-old railwayman who fell into a coma following in an accident in communist Poland regained consciousness 19 years later to find democracy and a market economy, Polish media reported on Saturday.



Wheelchair-bound Jan Grzebski, whom doctors had given only two or three years to live following his 1988 accident, credited his caring wife Gertruda with his revival.

"It was Gertruda that saved me, and I'll never forget it" Grzebski told news channel TVN24.

"For 19 years Mrs Grzebska did the job of an experienced intensive care team, changing her comatose husband's position every hour to prevent bed-sore infections," Super Express reported Dr Boguslaw Poniatowski as saying.

"When I went into a coma there was only tea and vinegar in the shops, meat was rationed and huge petrol queues were everywhere," Grzebski told TVN24, describing his recollections of the communist system's economic collapse.

"Now I see people on the streets with cell phones and there are so many goods in the shops it makes my head spin."

Grzebski awoke to find his four children had all married and produced 11 grandchildren during his years in hospital.

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6715313.stm


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1. Ang akala ko una, "Pole" ung pangalan nung nacomatose. Yun pala, yun ang tawag sa mga taga-Poland! May bago na kong natutunan! :D

2. Napakaswerte ng lalaking to! Biruin mo nabuhay pa pagkatapos mabangga ng tren! Tapos napakamaalaga pa ng asawa niya. Biruin mo halos everyday siguro inaalagaan xa ng asawa niya.. Tapos may taning pa ung buhay niya ng 3 years lang pero halos dalawang dekada na siya nasa coma.

3. 19 years coma?! Una sa lahat, halos wala cgurong mga taong magtiyatiyagang buhayin ung mga nasa coma ng ganun katagal. Tapos after 19 years pa siya nagising! Grabe isang himala talaga ung ngyari dito sa tao na to.

4.Napakalupet ng experience ng taong ito. Bago siya na-coma communist pa ung gobyerno tapos ang gulo pa ng buhay. Tapos paggising niya democratic na ung governement saka maayos na buhay ng mga tao. Sabi nga sa forums na napuntahan ko, para siyang nag Back to the Future! Isipin mo, paggising mo parang nagadvance ka ng 19 years into the future! Ang saya nun! XD

Isa talagang Divine Intervention ang pangyayaring ito..

Tatapusin ko naman ang post ko na ito ng isang quote ulit.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
-Laurence J. Peter

May bago ng version ng Dota, ang 6.44. Kaya naman pumunta ako sa DotaPortal para magdownload sana ng AI version. Pero imbis na magdownload ng map ay napunta ang atensyon ko sa "News" section sa Dotaportal. Tapos dun ko nga nakita itong news na to. Kaya naman meron akong natutunan dito..

DOTA makes miracles known.

Lucid Dreaming

Lucid dreaming is the state in which a person is dreaming but is aware that they are dreaming.
-Wikipedia 2007


Kagabi ay nanaginip ako. Bali sa natatandaan ko, ganito ung senaryo ng panaginip ko; Nagatatago ako sa ilalim ng table tapos may taong nakakita na nagtatago ako sa table. Tapos parang tinuturo ako nung nakakita sakin. Tapos ako naman parang sinasabi ko dun sa nakakita sakin na wag akong ituro. Tapos binaril ung nakakita sakin ng ibang tao.

Bali nagtatago ako kc may mga naghahanap sakin at gusto rin ata ako nilang patayin. Tapos yung bumaril sa nakakita sakin, ay ung mga taong naghahanap sakin. At hindi ko alam bakit binaril ung taong sinabi na nga kung san ako nagtatago. Siguro para walang witness o ewan.

Tapos nung nakita kong nabaril yung nakakita sakin, dun ko narecognize na nananaginip lang ako.

Pagkatapos nun ay xempre dahil alam kong nasa isang panaginip na lang ako, kaya medyo nacocontrol ko na ung panaginip ko...

Tapos ngyari dun, nakatakas ako sa mga naghahanap sakin. Basta yung ngyari lang dun, parang naglakbay na ako sa iba't ibang isla para takasan ung mga humahabol sakin gamit ang isang malupet na yacht. Tapos kaya ako hinuhunting kasi isa yata akong secret agent dun. Tapos parang pinuputol ko ung mga puno sa bawat isla na mapuntahan ko. Pero wala talaga yung kinalaman..


Bali sa experience kong to, dahil alam kong nananaginip ako, alam kong wala talagang masamang mangyayari sakin. Tapos alam kong panaginip lang kaya parang ndi na natatakot ung character ko sa panaginip ko. Xempre kahit na mabaril ako dun sa panaginip ko ay ayos lang kc panaginip lang kaya pede kong isipin na mabubuhay uli ako dun tapos magkakasuper powers o kahit anong gus2 kong mangyari sa panaginip ko.

Tapos ang maganda sa lucid dreaming ay ang pagpapagana ng imagination. Kc dito, talgang parang totoo na ung imagination mo kaya kung anu gus2 mong isipin, yun yung mangyayari.

Siguro ung ndi lang maganda pagnagkalucid dream ka ay kung gus2 mo ng gumising sa panaginip mo pero kahit anong gawin mo ay ndi ka magising kahit alam mong nananaginip ka lang..

Sa kabutihang palad ay ndi pa naman yun ngyayari sakin. TY LORD!





Tatapusin ko naman ngayun ang post-experience ko ng isang quote;

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy
-Sigmund Freud